Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Official Thumb War Code of Conduct and Rules

Thumb War Rules of Engagement






Tournament
The tournament will be structured as a classic single elimination bracket with the number of rounds being determined by the number of entrants. Each war will feature a best of three battles. If a combatant wins the best of three, he or she will move on to the next round. The loser of the best of three is eliminated.


There will be both a men's tournament and a women's tournament. Prizes will be awarded to the top competitors in each division. 


The men's champion and the women's champion may then face off in a head to head battle for exhibition purposes only should they wish. 


(example of bracket size for 16 competitors)






War Structure
The combatants will engage in three battles. The winner of the thumb war will be that combatant that wins 2 out of 3 of these battles.


If one combatant is left handed and one is right handed, the combatants will engage first in a battle of right hands, then in a battle of left hands. If each contestant wins one of the first two battles, a coin toss will determine which hand will fight the third and final battle. 


(The referee will choose who gets to call the coin toss based on the colour of each combatants' sweaters and how well the referee feels those colours bring out the colour of each combatant's eyes).








Set Up
Two combatants will sit across from one another at a conference table. The combatants will interlock fingers, thumbs facing up. When both combatants have agreed they are comfortable, the pre-battle ritual shall begin.


Prior to battle, contestants will chant "One-Two-Three-Four. I declare a thumb war" whilst moving their thumbs left and right over one another as they count. Once this is done, the two thumbs shall bow to one another as a sign of respect, and the battle shall commence!


Battle
The object of each battle will be to pin and hold your opponent's thumb down for three (3) seconds.


This time shall be counted out loud by the person who is pinning his or her opponent, NOT the referee.


Given the rigors with which thumb wars are often conducted, the referee may not be in a position to actually monitor and time the pin falls. Accordingly,  combatants will be expected to bring a certain degree of civility and honestly to their matches.  


Combatants will be expected to:

  • avoid potentially injurious, excessive arm movement,
  • count actual time when timing pin falls (i.e. not speedily in order to win),
  • be honest, and
  • win or lose gracefully.
Match-Ups
Match-ups will be chosen at random and will be posted to this blog four days prior to the contest (Friday June 4th).

Referees Are The Law
While the referee(s) will not be charged with monitoring the and deciding the pin falls, he or she (they) will enforce the expected code of conduct as set out above. Combatants determined by the referee to be disregarding the rules of conduct will be eliminated from the tournament immediately and the match ruled a forfeit. 

Should there be any discrepancy between contestants, the referees shall have absolute and final say and shall determine whether or not such action requires a "do-over", a time out, a chill pill or any other such disciplinary action.

Praise be to the referee, forever and ever. Amen. 


12 comments:

  1. Is the combatant allowed to "turtle" ( the act of hiding ones thumb)

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  2. Are you allowed to injur someones thumb buy the other persons nail?

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  3. YES TO BOTH ABOVE

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  4. i was thumb war champ at an under 15 and 16 level. i gave up the game for a decade due to personal reasons.
    i've since come out of retirement only to find the level of the game has risen. i'm currently on a 6 game losing streak and feel like everything is spiraling out of control.
    can anybody help me?
    ta

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    1. Hi David. I'd be happy to give you some guidance on helping you return from your retirement. A six game losing spree can't be good for the confidence. I am Thumb War Champion among my group of friends so we can rally around and help you out. Via Slype might be best for safety reasons. Let me know what you think.


      Thumbs up!
      Ruth

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    2. David "U-15 & U-16 Champ" CavanaghAugust 22, 2012 at 7:13 AM

      Hi Ruth,

      Here is what I think-

      Many thanks for the prompt response but you can stick your condescending thumb up your big fat hole.

      Maybe we can link in through "Slype" to see the actual insertion?
      I think that's a good idea, do you??

      Ta,
      David

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  5. David.

    I would ask that you show me the repect I deserve. I don't know about you but I certainly speak for myself and the others on this blog when I say we are here to discuss our love of the game and not to be subjected to unnecessary abuse.

    I wish you all the best in future wars.
    Ruth

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  6. Can we still go ahead with that Slype insertion call?

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  7. Happy to help David.

    Would you like me to send on some references of people I've beaten in the past. It's a long list but as they say YOU'RE ONLY AS GOOD AS YOUR LAST GAME.

    Thumbs up. R.

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  8. David Aposable CavanaghAugust 29, 2012 at 1:44 PM

    Hi Ruth,

    Ta for the advise.
    I've been virtually unstopable in the world of thumbs this past week. I've regained my "peer championship" and am brimming with confidence.

    How's the thumb game going your end you big horrible cunt.

    Regards,
    APOSABLE DAVE

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  9. can you use both hands? My brother used his other hand and it never said anything about that in the rules.

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  10. HI GUYS JUST BEEN PLAYING THUMB WARS WITH MY FREINDS I VERY MUCH ENJOY IT WOULD ANY OF YOU LIKE TO BATLLE ONE DAY?

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